(Not) Mother of the Year

I am so far from winning any Mother of the Year awards.

Unless there's a category for Verbally Abusive.

/sigh

Things I Crave: Leica M7 Hermes

The Super Expensive, Incredibly Limited Edition Leica M7 Hermes

Girl Chaser

Today my son was chasing a little girl around our house, trying to tickle her.

It was cute until he nearly shoved her right into the stair steps.

(At this rate, this kid will break more than just hearts!)

Things I Never Thought I'd Say: Peanut Butter

Filed under: Things I Never Thought I'd Say.

"Yes, if you pick your nose after you've been poking the peanut butter on the celery, you WILL get peanut butter in your nose."

Foul-Mouthed

Son, pointing to the dog on his shirt: Cock!
Me: That's a dog.
Son: Cock!
Me: D-uh, d-oooog.
Son: C-uh, c-oooock!
Me: (sigh)